December's
Follies
begin here
MIDNITE HOUR presents the
NEWS on the
Bangkok Night Scene; - the
'history-in-the-making' for all major
Night Entertainment Areas - for the month ending
1 DECEMBER, 2004 :
• PATPONG I • .
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A little over a month ago, we saw construction crews beginning to gut the old second storey
La Costa steam & cream massage parlor (across the lane from
Electric Blue on
Patpong II) - and as it had been closed for two years, (
October 2002), no one gave it much thought. But when they began to tear out the insides of the ground floor
Thien Thien Restaurant which runs clear through to
Patpong 1, our eyebrows were raised just a smidgen. This restaurant has been a (daytime) landmark on
Patpong since before we began keeping records. It seems that there are big plans for all that square-footage - Downstairs will be, at least in part, an open-fronted venue similar to the
Muzzik Café, and upstairs will be a
Disco, reportedly with origins in
Pattaya. There are also plans for a short-time hotel -
hmmmm. As there is already a large short-time hotel just across the lane above the
Patpong Cafe and
Crystal Palace (accessed by the
Cosmos stairwell), we wonder about the advisability of same. --At least, these are the plans as they stand at this juncture. As yet no name(s) being bandied about for the new
Night Venue(s).
• PATPONG I •
• PATPONG II •
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- Hiring -
Dancers
No forced 'Off' /Drinks
Baht 7,000 /month
with signing bonus.
"Doorman"
two positions
Baht 4,000 /month
with 4 days off /month
Experience Required
• December 2004 - PATPONG II •
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Once again we often learn more about the 'trends' from reading the signs we can't read. The Electric Blue is yet again advertising for staff - but this time around, there are no forced "offs" or mandatory number of 'lady drinks'. It is these sort of hiring practices that will make it hard for the nay-sayers in and outside the Benevolent Autocracy to refer to Bangkok's Night Entertainment Venues as "brothels". Electric Blue, and the few other Night Entertainment Venues who also have this practice are to be commended.
The only worry we at MIDNITE HOUR retain is that signs like this will become "boilerplate" - something that everyone must have in front of his bar as part of their 'package of compliance' - something they feel they have to show any would-be inspectors - (but who, in reality, operate just as they had in the past.) But once again, taking nothing away from Electric Blue - they have done well. We hope to see more bars (really) falling into line on this one. • PATPONG II •
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• NANA PLAZA •
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The
Pretty Lady have offended the
Benevolent Autocracy's Morality Police by showing more skin than can be covered by see-through string bikinis. While the
A-Go-Go itself is closed for 30 days, some of the skin-showing lasses from inside have changed to their street-togs and moved outside to the
bar beer area to beckon passers by (yes, their
bar beer is still open). Shake it don't break it, gang, you know as well as we that
Khun Noppadol, the current
Deputy Secretary General needs to keep an ever-growing list of 'offenders' with which to update
Big Daddy. And you know as well as we that
Khun Noppadol is only going to get brown-nose points for '
high profile' busts (read: '
farang-oriented' busts). Like a motorcycle cop hiding behind a billboard,
Khun Noppadol has to make his quota - and he now boasts he has put the boot into
62 Night Entertainment Venues since the beginning of the year.
...two of those venues are closed "indefinitely".)
• NANA PLAZA •

It's going on 3 months and the
Crown Group's third floor
Carnival has as still been unable to get their neon mural to work. That's a shame, because it was a good idea. ...But so was the 'cascade' in front of their
Cascade A-Go-Go - which they attempted to repair for a full year before just giving up. We hate to say this, but fountains and blinking neon signs are not any longer considered rocket science...maybe they should consider a change of contractors? Nevertheless, it's what's on the
inside that counts, and
Carnival looks to be returning to it's glory days
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• NANA PLAZA •
Vixen's Nightclub closed in July of 2001, having sold out to
Rock Hard (out of
Clinton Plaza). They in turn, reopened a month later under both names:-
Rock Hard - Vixen's - and spluttered along until finally closing in October of 2002 - and it's been laying fallow ever since. Since that time,
MIDNITE HOUR has reported a couple, three flurries of contractor activity, which have resulted in absolutely
nada. However, according to what we read on the
'boards, the latest flurry of renovations should result in the opening of the multi-level
'Bahama Nana' in a couple of months, or so. Best of luck - we all here at
BANGKOK EYES like the name - reminiscent of
Boney-M's hit
'Bahama Mama', of course.
• NANA PLAZA •

The
Saloon Bar (
Air Conditioned Private VIP Rooms) located just behind
Spirit House bar beer looked darker than a poisoned well when we passed by the other night. We'll check back, but it looked like we'd already missed the final curtain call.
• NANA PLAZA •
• SOI COWBOY • .
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On the 18th November, having paid their debt to society -or at least to society's bloody-minded minders- the
Suzie Wong once again pumped up the volume on the Rock 'n Roll. Welcome back to the night circus.
• SOI COWBOY •

Special mention to
Sheba's - their young lasses turned out in full
Loy Krathong regalia last Friday - outshining any of the other
Night Entertainment Venues in any of the
Expat Night Entertainment Areas. Some of the photos appear above. Keep on keeping on.
• SOI COWBOY •
• COWBOY ANNEX •
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 Last month we gave a brief mention to the Bitchy Bar on Sukhumvit Road. But no sooner had we done so, than the construction crews moved in and demolished the interior of the building. Renovations are under way, however we doubt seriously that the Bitchy will be back ...RIP. • COWBOY ANNEX •
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• SOI DEAD ARTISTS (Soi 33) • .
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Those of you poolside at the
Timbevati Boutique Lodge & Steak House on
Loy Krathong will have heard the announcement that the
Timbevati, after a brief 6-month run, is now closed for renovations, and will be opening in about a month - with a new name. No one poolside or at the adjacent
Sahara Sports Bar (which won't be closing down during renovations) knew what the new name would be. We'll keep you posted.
• SOI DEAD ARTISTS •
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Opened in August 2001, Madame Claude Bar & Lounge Bachelor Club (in the rear of 33 Complex) has gone up in a puff of smoke. When the smoke clears, in it's place will be the Blue Heaven Sports Bar - look for it to open around the first of the year.
• SOI DEAD ARTISTS •
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As we passed by
Papa a couple of nights ago, only darkness shined out from within. They have posted a discreet sign saying they are in the process of renovating. --And we believe them - sacks of Portland cement are stacked out on their balcony; the interior stripped nearly clean.
Papa opened only in March of this year, so a renovation seems a little premature - even so they say there is no name change in the offing. Smart money, however, says otherwise
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• SOI DEAD ARTISTS •
Sa Thai Massage, one of three slightly ambiguous traditional massage parlors at the deep end of the
Soi has switched off the lights and slipped the key under the door. They have, however, done this in the past - so we'll check back and see if they don't come back to life again.
• SOI DEAD ARTISTS •
• EASY SQUARE •
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Missing from the roll call this month is the
Thawan Thong Karaoke Club. Never very busy, it attracted, with very few exceptions, only local custom. A bright, shiny bronze padlock has sealed it's sliding glass doors for what appears to be the long haul.
• EASY SQUARE •

As
Easy Square continues it's dreary implosion, it looks like it's all over but the wailing and the gnashing of teeth. The tiny
Ja Jeem Jum has not only rolled up it's red carpet and headed on down the road a piece, it's premises have been demolished - the ragged edges of a few concrete blocks are all that remains.
• EASY SQUARE •
Some Like It Nice
BANGKOK EYES file photo
Easy Square's seminal bar, Nice Bar is this month's recipient of MIDNITE HOUR's Door Art of the Month award. It's neon representation of the iconic 'Marilyn' may not be long for this world, however, as Easy Square continues to self-extinguish to make way for yet another major Bangkok construction project.
• EASY SQUARE • December 2004
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• " SOI KATOEY " •
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We don't know what
Noriega's is doing right, but they are doing it right again. We are witnessing good crowds milling around inside, or sitting outside - as they listen to good live music (on the weekends), and/ or select something to eat from the light menu. But then, with
SuperStar Frank at the helm, this is not really any big surprise, right? Let the good times roll.
• SOI KATOEY •

Opening in a dazzle of glass and stainless steel is the single shophouse
Café 4. Welcome to the big uphill.
• SOI KATOEY •

It looks like the
The Den has stuffed the last chit in the last cup. Relative new kids on the block, they opened in December of 2001 - we really don't have any idea why they called it quits, they looked reasonably busy most of the time.
• SOI KATOEY •
• QUEEN'S PARK PLAZA•
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The
Banana Bar, this time not crying, "Wolf !", has scribbled out it's last
check-bin. One of the 'founding' bars, they have had temporary closures in January and June of this year. Greener pastures, gang.
• QUEEN'S PARK PLAZA •

Taking over the reins and the lock and the stock and the barrel from the
Banana Bar is the
Kangaroo Bar. And just in case we didn't know where kangaroos come from, they have an
Oz flag draped near the entrance. Bar beer remains the
modus operandi. We wish them luck as they throw their dice against the pitted wall of chance.
• QUEEN'S PARK PLAZA •

After a very short run (8 months),
Luna Club closed in August of this year. After shopping around for a buyer -and finding none- they
reopened again this November. Welcome back to the rough-and-tumble.
• QUEEN'S PARK PLAZA •
• WASHINGTON SQUARE •
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Wagging tongues once again are floating the imminent closure of
Washington Square. The 'rumor' -based in truth- does not, however, take into account what is going on behind the scenes re: the two and a half year extension option. We will print the full story here once it is cleared, but don't look for the
Square to disappear in the next couple of years
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• WASHINGTON SQUARE •
• TOBACCO ROAD •
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The
Lucky Lukes Bar (not to be confused with
Nana Plaza's original bar beer of the same name) have, it appears, hit themselves in the backside with their own door. Opening originally in August of 2000 as
'Lucky Luke', they quickly changed it to
Nui Lucky Bar the following month due to a wrangle over use of the name. They kept that name until November 2001, when they went back to
'Lucky Lukes Bar'. But this time 'round, it looks like a wrap - we hope we are wrong, but things looked nailed up and buttoned down fairly securely.
• TOBACCO ROAD (SOI ZERO) •
• THERMÆ & "13 NIGHT MARKET"
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The
Today Airport Bar 2 has absorbed one
lok from it's nearest neighbor, the
BB Bar Beer, leaving both about the same size. As neither have their neon shingles nailed up, I guess it doesn't matter at which you pull up a stool & crack a cool one.
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• OTHER
NIGHT VENUES OF NOTE •
Although
MIDNITE HOUR is not yet carrying regular updates of the new
Soi 1 Plaza, we note that the short-lived
The One Bar has winked out of existence after only one month, and the brand new
Night Night Joop Joop has burst forth on the scene with a vengeance all their own. Aside from a 'too-cute' name, they are a very comfortable
Pool Bar. We wish them luck as they come onto the firing line.
• The No-News-Is- Good-News Department •
(No news !)