PATPONG I .
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The
Madrid, the
Pong's longest surviving
Night Entertainment Venue (1969) has an eager and deep-pocketed suitor knocking on it's door. The object, on acquiring the
Madrid (and the upstairs
Madrid Apartments), would be another
disco. But all you old rummies that hang out there mornings and afternoons playing "
Old Asia Hand" need not worry - at least for the near term -
Khun J. intends to "keep it in the family", and has told the would-be buyers to take a hike.
Status quo ante.
PATPONG I

Appropos last month's comments re the
Twilo Live's influence in keeping street vendors away from both the side and the front of their establishment, it seems that they conveniently park vehicles in
Soi Superstar (at the side) day and night, as a sort-of
'proof-of-claim'. Nevertheless, the rest of
Patpong 1 may be following suit later this month - see our
Rumor Of The Month this month, just above.
PATPONG I
PATPONG II
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Gone, but not gone,
King's Lounge reopened mid-March - with an all new format (-it has dropped the '
A-Go-Go' from the name). Gone are the
cabaret shows and the
A-Go-Go. Gone is the sub-zero air conditioning, and gone is the need to send your bill downstairs to
King's Corner for payment. All this has been replaced with live music and song, and hostesses in long evening gowns. Soda is one-hundred baht all night long. While indeed pleasant enough,
MIDNITE HOUR remains unconvinced that they have a winning combination - we wouldn't be really taking long odds if we said we expect it will not last for 6 months We hope we are wrong, and welcome them back home. (Second floor,
Soi Bookstore, above
King's Corner.)
PATPONG II

Both the
Bua Luang Target, and the upstairs
IT Room closed down for renovations this last month (March). The
Bua Luang Target is back, full-throttle, but the renovations on the
IT Room won't be finished until the 4th of April, at the earliest.
Pool Bar remains the
modus operandi for both
Nightspots.
PATPONG II
NANA PLAZA
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Big Dogs, the open-sided day & night bar beer at the entrance to the
Plaza didn't even miss a beat as it changed hands. We at
MIDNITE HOUR, however did go into temporary cardiac arrest when we heard that $750,000 changed hands in the deal. No, there are no typos, and yes, that's US dollars...
NANA PLAZA

The
Morning 2 Night, as earlier rumored, will have it's current lease expire in the very near future. One embellishment to the rumor has it that they are having their rent raised from
100,000 baht/mo to
300,000 baht/mo, so they are not going to renew, and will move over to their new
Morning Night 2 in
Sukhumvit 1 Plaza, lock, stock, and barrel. But our "
person-in-the-know" at the
Plaza says that this is probably not the case - in that they gross over a million baht a month at
Nana, the rumored increase in rent only represents a bump in the road. The more likely scenario, says he, is that the owner wants it back so
he can make the cool million
+ every month. Hey, if you were the owner, what would
you do.....?
NANA PLAZA

Opening only last October,
Pussy Cat's Bar has been shut down for sign and licence 'inconsistencies'. While they were shut down, we noted that they had their
rap samak duan signs taped to the front - usually indicating an impending reopening. And that is exactly what happened - just as we were getting ready to write them off entirely, they opened on 31 March, but with a different name. They are now called, in both
Thai and
English the
Farang Connection. If that name sounds familiar, it should -the original
Farang Connection closed in April of 2001, selling out to the
Angel Witch. But apparently the licenses in that name were 'kept alive', and are now finally being reused. The owner apologized for no A-Go-Go, and said he would have his chrome poles back next week, as well as the girls' bikinis (they were dancing in skirts and shirts last night). Another way of saying his dancing license would be reinstated next week. Shake it, don't break it, guys, you know how Bangkok's
Men In Too-Tight Uniforms can get, even for the smallest infraction...
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NANA PLAZA

The
woodstock Pool Bar & restaurant did in fact consummate it's sale to
Rainbow Group (
MIDNITE HOUR's first
Rumor Of The Month to come true). They also very quietly bought the next door bar (
Rosemary Bar), so they could combine the premises into a very large bar - a tried-and-true procedure in these parts. The deeper story was that they would be able to use the small bar's A-Go-Go license for the combined premises. This of course, begs the question, what happened to
woodstock's original A-Go-Go license? It wasn't that many years ago that the
woodstock was one of the big draws at the
Plaza: -the best sound system, -the best Rock'n'Roll, the best A-Go-Go dancers. Whatever happened to all that, we wonder?
The woodstock mural, a 30 meter long ode to Rock'n'Roll has, with the exception of one small segment, met with the wrecker's sledge hammer.
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We've also heard two stories, the first that all the above was brought about by
23 million baht changing hands, the second story was that it took
28 million. In either case, it is quite a sobering reality-check to see what the bigger bars are selling for these days. Renovations already proceeding at a furious pace, the wall between the two bars has been torn down and both bars stripped, as construction crews start from scratch on what is tentatively named
Rainbow 4. They are aiming for a
1 May opening....well,
maybe.
The woodstock as we knew it is no more. However it's previous owner has retained the name to use for a new venue somewhere in the Sukhumvit area.
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NANA PLAZA

The above mentioned single-shophouse
Rosemary Bar deserves special mention. Back in 1982, before
Nana Plaza was
Nana Entertainment Plaza, and there was only a small bar beer in the driveway (
Luck Lukes), three bars from
Sukhumvit Soi 16 closed down due to road construction and moved in. These three were the
Three Roses Bar, the
Rainbow Bar, and the
Rosemary Bar (-which combined the
Rosemary 1 & 2 bars). These three seminal bars set the tone for what was to follow in the coming decades. Yet it was only in January 2002, after a run of 20 years (and a couple, three owners) when the
Three Roses closed it's doors for the last time -- selling out to
Spanky's, which opened in March of that year. Now that
Rosemary Bar has been bought by the
Rainbow Group, that leaves only the
Rainbow Bar as the remaining seminal bar.
The Rosemary Bar, shown here as "Rose Mary", was one of three original bars to start Nana Plaza some 23 years ago. Before moving to Nana Plaza, it operated as Rosemary 1 and Rosemary 2 bars at the top of Soi 16 Sukhumvit, both of which were popular A-Go-Go bars in the 1970's.
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In contrast, the
Rainbow Bar has grown since 1982 from a single shophouse to a double shophouse A-Go-Go, and in August 1997 took over the
XXX Tacy (also known as the
XTC), renaming itself the
Rainbow II. In November 2001 it took over part of the
Nana Guest House short-time hotel and opened yet another venue, the
Rainbow III. Alas, the
Rosemary Bar's fate wasn't so auspicious -after a run of 23 years, it finally stuck that last chit in that last cup.

We at
MIDNITE HOUR would like to wish them a final
'adios' -- and hope they find things more to their liking a little further on down the road a piece.
NANA PLAZA

While we are on the subject of
Lucky Luke's, it also has a new owner (yes, the individual it was rumored to be), and if the other night was any indication, business is looking good, indeed. It's new owner confirms that not only do they not have any affiliation with the
New Lucky Luke's on
Tobacco Road (Soi Zero), he didn't even know of it's existence.... Hopefully, that will settle the outstanding discussion on this one.
NANA PLAZA

Now back in action, last month the
Hog's Breath Saloon was arbitrarily singled out by
Lumpini's Men In Tan for a 30-day 'holiday' (an alleged previous month's display of various shades of pink on the dance floor).
The Powers-That-Be just don't seem to understand that this egregious dispensation of street-justice is an affront to
Rule Of Law, and an order of magnitude greater than any of the perceived 'sins' they are 'cracking down' on.

These arbitrary closures do not require that the
Men In Too-Tight Uniforms provide any evidence, nor are the alleged violators offered the opportunity of appeal, and until this changes, these
Rambo cops will continue to take the law into their own hands...
NANA PLAZA
SOI COWBOY .
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The single-shophouse
New Crazy Cats wheezed it's last this last March, succumbing to the inevitable competitive pressures from the 'big bars', and a lucrative offer from the owners of
Spice Girls, and, perhaps even a little '
bar fatigue' on the part of the owner after all these years. Some may remember that
Crazy Cats was helmed for a while by
Mukda of the "
Shake-It-Don't-Break-It School of A-Go-Go Dancing " fame - which is an irony in itself - nowadays, you wish there were a way to get some of these up-country shufflers to shake it like they
were going to break it. Ah, well.....
The New Crazy Cats won our Best Door Art citation for the month of June 2004 - we wonder if they took this door with them as a souvenir... SOI COWBOY
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The
New Crazy Cats, if you count it's tenure as just plain
Crazy Cats, opened originally in the late '80's, and shared equally in
Cowboy's '
small bar' heyday along with the
Ding Dong and others. Renovations are already furiously under way, and it will reopen with a brand-new name,
Naughty Girls, on or about
30 April, if our man on the ground there has his stuff together.
SOI COWBOY

And now the other shoe drops: - the
Naughty Girls-to-be also will be absorbing the next door neighbor, the
Five Star II, becoming the
Soi's next two-shophouse-wide bar. The
Five Star II intends to keep on operating, however, even when they tear down the wall between them and the former
New Crazy Cats - this we gotta see...
This bar-top ad now populates the Five Star II main bar and side tables - in anticipation of next month's transmogrification into the Naughty Girls.
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So, it remains to be seen when the actual closing date for the
Five Star II will be. This begs, very quietly, a question - as both bars had
A-Go-Go licenses, and as they will be consolidated into a single bar (the new
Naughty Girls), will this leave an
A-Go-Go license up for grabs for another nearby location...?
SOI COWBOY
"Hey you, get offa' my cloud."
This sign fits right in with the current trend on Soi Cowboy (the one where Night Venue owners are expanding their front sidewalks, encroaching out into the soi). The sign reads, "Please do not sell goods in front of the shop, or sit blocking the front of the shop."
APRIL 2004
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SOI COWBOY
"You'd hafta be crazy..."
The Dollhouse, having seen that the term "Happy Hour" can mean anything to anybody, have opted for a "Crazy Hour" instead. It looks like the price war is most definitely on - spend more for petrol, spend less for suds. Thirty baht? You'd have to be crazy!
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SOI COWBOY
THERMΖ & "13 NIGHT MARKET"
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While the official closing date of the
13 Night Market was
28 February 2005, the
B.B. Bar bar beer very quietly stayed open on
1 March, and as a goodwill gesture, was giving free beer to it's regular customers, and those who came to say goodbye, and even those, like myself, that came to gawk. In that
MIDNITE HOUR is primarily an historical website, it is our 'duty' to make a footnote of this in this issue. So here's to the
B.B. Bar, the last soldier standing, and may we wish you greener pastures. As noted last month, the
13 Night Market was built, literally, on the ruins of the original
Thermae Coffee Shop; the grounds being absorbed by the adjacent hotel-under-construction as we speak. We also take advantage of this opportunity to publish a last, unusual photo of this now extinct
Night Entertainment Area.
The 13 Night Market, home to fifteen Night Entertainment Venues for the last two years lies empty awaiting the wrecking ball. It is the low-lying greenish structure in front of the white building (Miami Hotel) in the center of the photo, and just behind the new construction works (Sofitel), which will soon devour it. This is probably the only photo showing the area of the original Thermae Massage Parlor, Coffee Shop and Barber Shop, on which the 13 Night Market stands.
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13 NIGHT MARKET
SOI DEAD ARTISTS (Soi 33) .
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The
Venus Club opened a few days ago, where last month stood the
You And Me Club. Cocktail lounge remains the
prime agendum - tilted slightly toward the average Japanese customer... We welcome them to the wolfpack.
"... too sexy for my shoes..."
SOI DEAD ARTISTS APRIL 2005
 This is the first time a brand-new Night Entertainment Venue has captured the MIDNITE HOUR nod for the Door Art Of The Month award. This airbrush is certainly most reminiscent of the old Vargas masterpieces that used to adorn the pages of Playboy Magazine.
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SOI DEAD ARTISTS

Opening right about
...now ! is the
Karaoke Sakura 33, just upstairs from the
Oliver reeDs cluB. If the name wasn't enough to give you the hint,
orientation: Oriental, although the comely lasses below say
gaijin also are welcome. Welcome to the night circus, orientation be damned.
Another fine sign sponsored by Jack Daniels - those people DO know how to advertise...
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SOI DEAD ARTISTS

The venue furiously abuilding last month between the
Monet Club and the
Santana Club was a restaurant (
Akado Restaurant), and not a
Night Entertainment Venue,
per se. And while we will not be carrying them on our rolls, we wish them prosperous night-adventures, just the same.
SOI DEAD ARTISTS
" SOI KATOEY "
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There is a quiet expansion project underway in the
Soi, and virtually all the downstairs bars are contributing. Previously, each evening at opening time, the various
Night Venues would bring some tables and chairs (and cushions) out onto the sidewalk and set up in front of their establishments (...and in the case of
The Balcony, in front of
Helene's and the old
Rome Club). Recently, however, the nightly expansion continues out onto the roadway, so that the bars have tables on the sidewalk
and out into the soi. It seems that more tables translates into more income, plain and simple.
Tapas, the
Xantrix, the
Cafι 4, and
Bobby's Arms, and
Noreiga's, as well as
Pharaoh's, the
Roxy, the
Balcony, and
Speed now have waiters stationed full time
outside, ready to serve those tables on the sidewalks and in the soi. When the
Soi is crowded on the weekends, navigation from one end to the other can get a little less than convenient. Being a dead-end, privately owned soi, the nightly encroachments will probably not be disturbed.
SOI KATOEY

Historians note: the
Cafι 4 has at last nailed their 'final' neon shingle up -- and it reads, "
Cafι 4 Bangkok". So be it. All else remains unchanged.
SOI KATOEY
QUEEN'S PARK PLAZA
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As if following the
Soi Katoey bars' leader, the
Hideaway Pub now has some outside tables next to their large front window. We hope it works as well for them, but when we passed by on the weekend, the empty tables out front made the place seem only that much more forlorn (although, in fairness, they had a few customers inside). Keep on keeping on...
QUEEN'S PARK PLAZA
WASHINGTON SQUARE
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Sometime after the end of last month, after we noted that
The Prince Of Wales P & G had already closed in February, they posted a sign saying
"Closed 4 March - 28 March". We don't pretend to understand the gentle misdirection, the minor deception, but we are pleased to see this old-timer back in action. It's sprucing up did wonders - and opening night (as advertised - on the 28th), with rose petals on the floor, was a pleasant touch. Their great Thai food menu, however, remains in place. Welcome back to the slugfest.
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WASHINGTON SQUARE
SUKHUMVIT 1 PLAZA
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Josephine's Beergarden opened only hours after we went to press on 1 March. Visitors ascending the stairs or taking the elevator to the rooftop are greeted by a large open-air seafood restaurant, cooled by micro-fogging fans which fill the evening air with a refreshing mist. At the far front of the rooftop area, overlooking
Sukhumvit Road, is a long-bar, and to one side is a glassed in
Pool Room with two smallish pool tables. Certainly an interesting layout - one of those
Night Venues that just might capture the imagination of
Bangkok's nightcrawlers. Although it wasn't too well populated the night we were there, at least a few had found their way to the top...
SUKHUMVIT 1 PLAZA

The third floor of the
Sukhumvit 1 Plaza building, once rumored to become the next late-nite "
Thermae-Style" coffee shop is going to be no such thing. The entire third floor, having been divided up into individual rooms with baths looks suspiciously like a
short time hotel - that is to say, they look suspiciously like what we have
heard short-time hotels look like...
SUKHUMVIT 1 PLAZA

The second floor has blossomed with three new bar beers this last month, with two more abuilding.
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The
Sexy Bar is the first of these, staffed with what we thought were some familiar faces. And we were correct, but we were thrown off the trail -- this new
Sexy Bar has no connection to the
Sexy Bar that closed down a month ago in
13 Night Market. Instead, this is the reincarnation of the
Bar Bie Bar (Barbie) from
Asoke Corner. (Some of you will recall that
Bar Bie was the seminal bar at
Asoke Corner some 5 years prior.) Good to see that old entrepreneurial zeal. They still have a lot of interior work to do, but the place looks clean and bright (perhaps too bright?) Welcome back to the briar-patch.
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SUKHUMVIT 1 PLAZA
Smile Bar, located in the next
loc over, also had a couple of familiar faces behind the bar. You guessed correctly if you guessed '
Smile Bar from
Asoke Corner'. They, too, have moved over, and are giving it another try. (Many of you may remember them as the
Chid bar - which was their name up until quite recently.) Good to see they've popped back up out of their coffin. Let the good times roll.
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The new kid on the block, tucked waaaay back in the back is the
Junk Bar. This bar is very well appointed, and very comfortable, if a little small - but their problem is they are
almost invisible - when we visited, we were
looking for new
Night Venues, and we almost didn't see it as we started back down the stairs. You got good neon, guys, but you need to hang it out a little. Welcome to partytown.
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SUKHUMVIT 1 PLAZA

Downstairs, the seminal
The Sports Bar 2 which recently changed to
Beaver's has hung a small sign off their big
Beaver's sign which reads, "
Sports Bar". We thought it was the Metropolis'
Sign Gestapos at work again, but this time we were wrong - the owner, now having moved full-time over from the closed
Sports Bar at
13 Night Market, was fearful that some of her regulars might not get it right when they came to visit her at her new digs.
SUKHUMVIT 1 PLAZA

The rumor that three of the staff of the
Chemo 01 bar beer had died in an auto accident is, unfortunately, not a rumor. Travelling upcountry to vote, the van they were in was involved in a single-vehicle accident. The driver, at least as drunk as the eleven passengers, passed out and swerved off the road at high speed, hitting something and rolling the van several times. The driver and the three girls in front were killed outright, and the other 8 passengers, while injured seriously, recovered in the hospital, and were able to recount the infinite joys and benefits of drinking while driving.
Khun A, after assisting with the gruesome details, came back to
Bangkok to remove her property from her already closed down
Chemo 04 at
13 Night Market, and reopened the
Chemo 01 on 1 March. Keep on Rockin'.
SUKHUMVIT 1 PLAZA
TOBACCO ROAD
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The
Honey Bar, new last month, has some new neon - slightly larger, and ever-so-slightly more sophisticated than last month's
Magic-Marker-on-cardboard one. This new sign says, "
Honey Bar Happy Joint". Some of you will recall that they took over the old
Linda Bar Happy Joint digs - indicating that our local
sign gestapos have been out enforcing '
sign correctness' yet again. (What would these
sign cops do if they were given
real jobs? The mind boggles.)
TOBACCO ROAD (SOI ZERO)
OTHER
NIGHT VENUES OF NOTE
EASY SQUARE
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While it has been several months since
Easy Square has qualified as a
Night Entertainment Area, we have been tracking those remaining bars that have yet to close - solely for the purpose of making a comprehensive historical record. Officially, at least, as of 31 March, it's lights out for the two remaining
Night Venues in
Easy Square, the
Happy Karaoke, and the
Hang Out bar. We have no idea how they lasted this long -- what with the entire compound reduced to rubble, and residing in abiding darkness. Neither bar has any immediate plans to move elsewhere, with costs being proportionately higher in other locations.
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This being the final curtain call for both the two bars, and for
Easy Square itself, the
MIDNITE HOUR has made a note for the historical record, and our final
Thumbnail History will follow at a near-future date - once we are reasonably sure neither of the two bars above pries their way out of their crypt and attempts to reopen. (This remains a distinct possibility, by the way, as the
Hang Out has yet to receive it's deposit back, and just may, out of spite, remain open for the remainder of it's one year contract, or the arrival of the bulldozers, whichever comes first...)
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EASY SQUARE
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