Greetings, D,
The good old days of Patpong ('70's and '80's) are gone, and the bad old days of Patpong ('90's and the '00's) are for the most part behind us, and it is once again a fun place to go nightcrawling. Nevertheless, you remain on your own recognizance, and taking a few simple precautions will insure a pleasant night out, be it in the Patpongs, Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, or other.
Nowadays, in the Patpongs the "King's Group" bars (the King's Castles, King's Camelot, King's Corner, Queen's Castles) will, or at least should, bring you your chit in the cup (your bill) at the time you are served your drink. They will request you sign the bill - and when you leave, you only pay for the chits you have signed. Or, in the event they do not, you can opt to pay when you receive your drink.
Generally speaking, stay out of the upstairs bars on Patpong 1 and Patpong 2. The exception is the Black Pagoda on Patpong 2, which is an honestly run bar.
Some general rules for all bars (not just the Patpong bars) :
1. Ask when going into a bar about cover charges, minimum charges, or 'show' charges. You will occasionally see street touts barking out, "No cover charge, no cover charge," and holding a sign saying, "Buy ticket, includes price of one free drink", or words to that effect. It is best to avoid all bars requiring any such payments.
2. Make sure you get your bill when you get your drink, and then look at the bill to make sure it is yours, and that it is correct - BEFORE you take the first sip. Again, you have the option of paying immediately if it appears it would be better for you to do so.
3. If you buy a hostess or a dancer a drink (entirely at your option), ask her beforehand what the price of her drink will be. Ask her each time you buy her a drink, and don't entertain any unclear replies, as occasionally, they are asking you, round-about if you also want to buy a drink for the mamasan or a girlfriend. If the young lady you are sitting with appears with a drink that you didn't order, ask her about it immediately, and bring the mamasan over immediately to get things straightened out - do not wait until later. Often there are a number of prices for 'lady-drinks', depending on what drink you buy her. The cheapest lady-drink would be a small glass of soda (known in the old days during the Viet Nam war as a 'Saigon Tea') - it is basically a 'courtesy drink'. If she wants a beer, it will be a different price. If she wants a shooter or a cocktail with an umbrella in it, different again, etc. And of course, when she comes back with her drink, make sure she puts her chit in your cup at the same time. And then have a look at the chit to make sure it is yours, and that it is accurate.
4. Don't be hesitant to say an up-front, and polite, "No," at any time during the evening.
5. Don't discuss ANYTHING with door touts, or street touts, and especially, don't go anywhere with a street tout to see a bar he, or she, is recommending - it will be a rip-off bar. Never go into an unmarked (no 'neon' sign) bar. If you want to go into a bar, just walk in, giving the door touts (if any) the blind-eye.
6. The drunker you get, the drunker you are. Your chances of being ripped off multiply exponentially when you are three sheets to the wind. As are your chances of stumbling into a "pay-for-show" bar, or mistaking a ladyboy for a real young lady, etc.
7. The only unregulated aspect of Patpong 1 & 2 is after 02:00 a.m. - after the bars close- when an unsuspecting person could likely be accosted by an aggressive streetwalker - many of whom are ladyboys. The results of any such arrangements with these streetwalkers are quite often disastrous. Don't.
8. Nowadays, it is unusual to experience any serious problem whatsoever, but if you do have a serious problem in, or outside of, a Night Entertainment Venue, and it can not be settled immediately with the mamasan or other management, it is your right and your responsibility to bring in the Tourist Police to settle the matter. Never resort to violence, not even pushing or shoving, or pounding on the bar top, or shouting - you would be the grasshopper; they would be the ants.
The above precautions may sound like a lot of effort, but all will quickly become a matter of habit. And there is the added benefit that the staff, seeing you taking these basic precautions, will assume you are an 'old hand' and not easily manipulated. Have a comfortable and enjoyable visit to Patpong and the other Night Entertainment Areas.
Best,
Boge
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