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n the ‘dark ages’ of communication up through the 1950's, information on Bangkok’s expat Night Scene was by word-of-mouth: seamen from the ships seeking out waterfront bars of repute, or ill-repute. Employees of foreign companies, employees of airlines passing on to fellow expats the names of the dens of after-hours pleasure. Embassy staff passing on the ‘best places’ to their eventual replacements. A rare advertisement in the local English language newspaper of a hotel lounge bar. At that far-distant time, Bangkok’s Night Scene was not much different than any such similar capitol city around the globe.
A humorous book from the 90's inadvertently documents a 'sea-change' in Thailand's Night Entertainment scene. < link >
And then along came the '60's. Concomitant with the influx of the US military assigned to the various military facilities in Thailand in 1965, an unknown columnist with the Bangkok World began publishing exclusive coverage of the Bangkok Nightlife. Popular restaurants, hotel bars, piano bars, you name it. The columnist in question, of course, was Bernard ‘Who’s Your Daddy?’ Trink. Without fanfare, ‘communication’ was no longer just word-of-mouth, it had, through the local Media, taken an unheralded, but significant step forward.
The R & R years. 'Communication' was still, to a large extent, 'word-of-mouth'
-All rights, as applicable, to David N. Farrington and Corbis. Internet excerepts in accordance with Copyright 'Fair-Use'
But it wasn’t just the 50,000, or so, military stationed in Thailand during the war years. The Rest & Recreation program (R&R) conceived in 1965 -and up and running full-bore between 1967 until 1973- was dumping an estimated 70,000 men into Thailand each year. Even after the US armed forces departed en-masse from Viet Nam in 1973 and the R&R program likewise instantaneously ceased to exist, a large part of the US military contingent remained in Thailand until 1976. It is estimated that 700,000 US military visited or were stationed in Thailand in the 60’s and 70’s. That’s a lot of word-of-mouth 'communicating'. And the communication itself during this time was morphing from just ‘Bangkok is a great place’, to ‘this bar or that bar is a great watering hole’, to ‘Lek, number 27 is the one for you’.
But the Bangkok World’s Bernard Trink wasn’t standing idly by as all this US presence paraded itself through Thailand. By 1967, Bernard Trink had transmogrified into the ‘Night Owl’; and while still covering the nightscene entertainment in general, his emphasis had changed to the lounges, discos, A Go-Go bars and massage parlors. His weekly columns, lasting through 2003, featured photos of "the best Go-Go dancers I saw in the ale houses of the Capitol last week". Not to mention his recommendations, by venue and badge number, of the best ‘special’ masseuses he had encountered…. So popular were his columns, that they were being clipped and mailed to the four corners of the globe. Again, no mean feat, ‘communication’ of Bangkok's nocturnal delights had been notched up yet again, through a wider, dedicated Media effort.
Bernard Trink became Bangkok's Nite Owl in 1967 - spreading the word locally through "The Media" on Bangkok's Nitelife Scene, and -for the first time in a significant way- internationally.
Also, at that time, the travel guides were coming into their own, such as FEER’s coveted “Golden Guide To Southeast Asia”, and those that followed. Virtually every backpacker, every casual tourist would have one under his arm. Although these guides’ coverage of the Bangkok Nightscene was scant at best, referring to the Nightlife backhandedly, by way of negative inflection (for fear of being labeled promoters of the ‘dark side’), ‘the word’ nevertheless continued to spread.
On the 1976 departure of the remaining US armed forces in Thailand, it was thought that the Night Entertainment Industry would fall flat on its face. Nope. The word was out -‘communicating’ had stayed ahead of the power curve. Wave after wave of 'other' tourists were to follow: the ‘German Wave’, the ‘Arab Wave’, the ‘Japanese Wave ’and then, generally, every nationality from Australia to England to (sometime later) the Russians and newly-mobile East Europeans. Each group to its own, word of mouth still a strong element of ‘communication’. But this was also the era of the “Sex Tour” and the ‘Social-Justice Warrior’ school of journalism, primarily from Europe and America. A virtual parade of morally indignant 'experts' coming to Thailand for a week, writing their ‘definitive’ know-all piece on the evils of prostitution in Thailand. We residents cannot begin to relate how sick we became of these sh*theads.
An Internet gag making the rounds yet again - hitting close to home yet again.'
As the ‘communicating’ of Thailand’s Nightlife pleasures continued to spread, during the late 1970’s, one of the varied groups of tourists flocking to Thailand was the foreign construction workers. Many from the Indonesian oil patch, many from Saudi Arabia and environs, they were often referred to, somewhat derogatorily, as ‘the construction stiffs’. Enter the era of “She works in a bar, but she’s not a bar girl.” Invariably, these gentlemen would pair up with their favorite A Go-Go girl, and spend whatever number of days with her. On departure back to the oil patch, addresses were exchanged, and for the interim, until their next visit to the Land of Smiles, the correspondence flowed hot and heavy. The men professing their devotion, the girls expressing their love-you-too-much, oh, and the need for just a little more money, if you could send it right away, dear. Dying mothers, multiple birthdays, and the now-classic sick water buffalo. The ladies of the evening, catching on quickly, would often have a string of ‘construction stiffs’ on their letter-writing agendas.
Not unsurprisingly, a sub-industry blossomed at the periphery of the Night Entertainment Scene – letter-writers to the fore. Most of the ladies in the Night Entertainment Industry were not literate in English, and could, for a nominal fee, have a letter written for them by a ‘professional’ letter-writer. Often with hilarious results. Captured to perfection, both humorously and accurately in “Hello My Big Big Honey” – a delightful collection of such snail-mail communications of yore. But this was not, as many of us thought at the time, just a quirky offshoot of Bangkok's Nightlife Scene. Rather, it was what history will someday view as THE pivotal paradigm shift – for the first time, a significant number of the girls -and their big big honeys- were no longer dependent on ‘the bars’ to communicate, to ‘connect’, to continue doing what they were doing. 'Hooking-up' outside of the bars had, comparatively rapidly, become a mainstream alternative.
Not that any more 'spotlights' on Bangkok's Nightlife were needed at this juncture, but the Eighties saw the beginning of a long proliferation of books, of novels. And each, in turn, according to its relevance, tended to spread awareness - and the somewhat misplaced mystique and skewed perceptions that had grown around, and about this oriental night-time playground. Some of these books on Bangkok were 'keepers' (some others, not so much). Of the notables : Alan Dawson’s Patpong: Bangkok's Big Little Street, and Nick Nostitz’s dank-more-than-noir Patpong, Bangkok’s Twilight Zone, and Cleo Odzer’s Patpong Sisters, and right down the middle, Christopher Moore’s “Smile” trilogy.
A sampling of Bangkok Nightlife's influential books through the years -often influential in spite of themselves- 'keepers', all (if you can still find copies...).
This continuously expanding communication revolution prevailed until the early 1990’s, at which time someone should have told us, “You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” The Night Entertainment World, like the rest of the world, was hit with the double-whammy of the Internet and the mobile phone. Pandora’s Box, at least in terms of connectivity, had been opened. Bar girls were getting their own email addresses, and their letter-writers-of-old had better know how to type, or they would be replaced. Now the girls could instantaneously profess their undying love-you mak-tee-soot and ask for more money for father’s funeral, or yet another birthday. Instead of having to wait a month or more for another check, it would take only a week to ten days. And they were beginning to understand that with their new-found bank accounts, they could have money sent directly to their bank.
In 2002 we published Virtual Bars? < link > in our September edition. We had accurately assessed the girls’ greater independence, greater freedom, from bars and the bar scene, but we could not see that we were only looking at the tip of the iceberg. By this time, 'chatting', with the aid of web cams was available in the now-flourishing internet cafes. Girls could then, as necessary, cry large wet tears, and continue to profess that they had given up ‘the game’, and were waiting only for their john - and they could do it all 'live'.
But the Internet was not just for the Hotmail and 'chat' set : websites of all sorts were popping up, to include those focusing on the Night Scene in Bangkok. Taking center stage, of course, the escort services in all their variegated forms. Also, at one end of the spectrum, we had the various Night Entertainment Venues with their own websites (inclusive of photo albums), while at the other end of the spectrum were the flood of small massage parlors (as opposed to the mega-fishbowl steam & creams) that were rushing to get their own websites up, hoping to attract a larger share of the money pie. Many of these massage parlors were including photo galleries of their masseuses along with their 'contact info'. Even greater connectivity, greater convenience to those wanting to get, or stay, 'hooked-up'.
Mobile phones, on the other hand, were making their presence felt in the communication revolution somewhat more slowly. They were initially hundred-dollar items, so only those bar girls who were 'well-financed' had them. And they were heavy-duty status items – working girls in tight jeans would carry their muu-tuu’s in their back pocket, the outline of the hand-phone plainly visible - if you had one, flaunt it. -As noted, well-financed. This ‘status’ disappeared, of course, as the price of hand-phones continued to fall. And hand-phones were the ideal hand-tool for such occasions when they had to keep their various big big honeys properly scheduled. For one thing, excuses were easier to make, should yet another farang daddy from Saudi's oil fields show up unexpectedly.
It had to happen - go on line, dial-in your specs, designate a time and place, and off you go....
As the hand phones got 'smarter', the Internet and the telephone became one and the same thing. And, the Internet, having gone full-interactive, began to blossom with dating / meeting sites servicing inbound travellers and residents alike. Escort services continued to fluorish and grow, each with their own websites - as well as paid links on others' websites - each offering a little bit more, a little bolder than the one before it. Not to be outdone, of the myriad single-shophouse massage parlors now found on virtually every soi in Bangkok, a growing percentage of these have call-out services, many of which are 24/7. Many of these 'massage parlors' were, and are, in fact little more than 'dial-a-girl' shops, being 'massage parlors' by way of operating license only. Communicating, connecting, hooking-up has never been more convenient. Today, if one desires to max-out on all of that which our digital world offers, one only needs to go to a website like Smooci < link > where it's everything, all the time, at your front door, or anywhere, more and better and faster and stronger.
And while this 'communication explosion', inclusive of all its various ‘new’ Nightlife channels, will never entirely replace the A Go-Go's and the other bars, it does provide a wide variety of options for ladies in the Night Entertainment Industry, many of whom have already subscribed in full to this 'other' way of life.
BANGKOK EYES
Let the March 2017 Follies begin-
Below is a collage of the King's Group A Go-Go bars' new digital signage. All we can say is, "Ugh... What ever happened to real neon?"
PATPONG 1
Like a tramp sleeping under a different bridge every night, the Pussy Magic relocates yet again. This time, they have moved into the Queen's I digs. Lets see how long this lasts.... Take note: they have been reported to be a 'pay for show' bar.
PATPONG 1
The Kamakaze DJ Bar has opened freshly on the 3rd floor in the large building at the Suriwong Road end of the Patpongs. Nipponese only need apply...
PATPONG 1
After a closure of 14 months, the Glamour is once again up-and-running, and they seem to be turning a nickel. Welcome them back to the machine.
PATPONG 2
You say 'tomay-to', I say 'tomaah-to'. Bada Bing ! is technically, and by official sign, "Twilo", but her fans still know her as the "Bada Bing !"
PATPONG 2
PATPONG 2
The Top Light Bar has re-re-closed. Until they make up their mind to either stay open and develop regular clientele, or to continue to work part-time and finally go broke, we won't note their status, or post photos of this Nitespot.
PATPONG 2
We can't remember seeing Soi Cowboy as crowded as it was last Saturday. We have no idea how this translates to businesses turning a nickel inside their curtained doorways, but the outside tables were doing well indeed. Let it roll on.
SOI COWBOY
The Easy Lick is in the process of taking over from the long-lived Play Skool (the Play Skool took over from the late, great Mon Cherie in July 1995). Welcome Easy Lick to the neon circus.
NANA PLAZA
Bunnies A Go-Go's 'back room' continues to undergo modifications - the chrome A Go-Go poles are now up around what was the podium for the band. And the previously clear windows now sport new signage - as shown. *Sigh* - we can remember Nana Plaza when it didn't require such explicit signage.... BTW, demographically speaking, our sources on the ground confirm that white-faces are a scarce minority in Nana these days; most of the clientele being from Asian countries. Nevertheless, Bunnies continues to be one of the top-ranked A Go-Go's.
NANA PLAZA
NANA PLAZA
Hillary 2 now advertises itself as a "Pub & Restaurant", completing the change-over from 'bar'. But you could have fooled us - as far as the eye could see, we saw a crowded bar beer... Let the rock continue to rock.
SOI NANA
Hugs has just recently occupied the old Bearbie Bar digs up on the 2nd floor. They looked busy as we passed by the other evening. May they keep on keeping on...
SOI KATOEY
The Sugar Bowl (A Little Sugar in my Bowl) has reopened after a brief renovation, and a change-of-hands. We note with interest that this is the first Nitespot we have come across whose entire signage is a single LED television screen. A little small, perhaps, but certainly convenient. Welcome back to the sharkpool.
SOI KATOEY
The Orchid Spa & Massage opened as scheduled last month (noted in our previous issue). Located in the sub-soi next to the Family Mart. Welcome them to the slippery slope.
SOI 22 (Sukhumvit)
The Relax Massage has called it a night - only trash and odds-and-ends litter their front verandah. Greener pastures, ladies.
SOI 22 (Sukhumvit)
Renovations now completed, the Bitstyle Fantasy Massage is good-to-go. Located in Soi Starlight. Welcome back to the piranha pool.
SOI 22 (Sukhumvit)
The Happy Pub Bar is once again closed. Until they settle on whether or not they will stay open we will suspend reporting of each vacillation.
SOI 22 (Sukhumvit)
The Hollywood Waxing & Massage has opened newly up on the 2nd floor just down from the Villa Supermarket. May they continue to slip and slide.
SOI AMBASSADOR (Sukhumvit 11)
It remains to be seen how Soi 11's oldest Nitespot, the Domino Pub (and the Footjoy Massage) will fare in the upcoming redevelopment of that area...
SOI AMBASSADOR (Sukhumvit 11)
The Meaw Meaw Bar has taken over the small bar beer adjacent (which, once, was called Jasmine Bar) and have relocated their neon to sit between the two Venues. May they endure the vicissitudes...
QUEEN's PARK PLAZA (Sukhumvit 22)
Country Road has, inexplicably, closed its doors - no signage indicating why. We suspect it is temporary, but one never knows... We'll check back, and get back atcha.
QUEEN's PARK PLAZA (Sukhumvit 22)
The Five Star Bar looked darker than a poisoned well when we passed by the other night. It looks like they are stripping out the guts - we don't expect it will be reopening. Wish them a soft landing, wherever, whenever.
QUEEN's PARK PLAZA (Sukhumvit 22)
Love & Service (Mitsue) is closing down its upstairs-downstairs Venue in the S-33 Compact Hotel, and are consolidating resources in their newly reopened facilities in Sub-soi 4. May they maintain the momentum...
SOI DEAD ARTISTS (Sukhumvit 33)
The Cefle Massage, opened in November 2004, has rolled down the shutters and headed for higher ground. (Note: the Jina 33 Club sign is a relic of times past - having closed circa December 2006).
SOI DEAD ARTISTS (Sukhumvit 33)
The 'S Cafe, located in the S 33 Compact Hotel, has reopened after a brief hiatus. Lets hope all goes well in the future...
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SOI DEAD ARTISTS (Sukhumvit 33)
A 'For-The-Archives' pic of the Sweet Heart Bar. Since its reopening, it has been a katoey bar.
SOI EDEN (Sukhumvit 7/1)
After being closed down for renovations for almost 3 months, the @ Chai Massage has reopened, albeit about fifty percent smaller - having leased out the right-hand half of their facilities. To clarify for readers, the @ Chai is not a gay massage parlor. Welcome back to the world of steam and cream.
SOI TWILIGHT
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